The Girl in the Train
Today I saw a girl in the train,
A girl so flawless she would turn all straight women gay;
I know I would probably never see her again,
So I’m left with only a spellbinding memory of today.
Train rides are usually experienced in pain & with disdain,
But today’s just completely made my day;
So here I am writing this down with only 1 question in my brain,
Where were my balls when I needed them to seize the moment & have my way?
– an original crap written on a Tuesday morning, inspired completely by you, the one with the sparkly eyes, voluptous lips, plastic spectacles, shoulder-length hair, red dotted top & black Zara knee-length skirt –
Image posted strictly for visual purposes & has does not reflect any actual reality. It is the first image to pop up if you Google “the girl in the train”.