Kick-Off: Iron Man
by KV
Things to ponder upon this week:
1. The latest hottest reality TV show to hit our shores is the live telecast from the Dewan Rakyat: the place where Honourable Monkeys gather. 2. In football, it is actually possible to score a Premier League goal with your boy sausage, as demonstrated by Christiano Ronaldo’s goal against West Ham yesterday.Iron Man, in 3 words: The. Audi. R8.
Okay okay, it’s actually: Robert. Downey. Junior.
What a way to kick off the summer blockbuster season. Um, okay so there’s no summer in Malaysia, but that’s quite beside the point. Anyway if there was summer in Malaysia it sure doesn’t feel like summer right now because it’s been constantly raining cats & dogs & even horses & pigs & ducks & rats & dugongs…you get the point, since December till now. Which just kinda gives me the feeling that the world is gonna end the way The Day After Tomorrow depicted it, in superfreeze mode rather than the way in the 2 hour Al Gore lecture in An Inconvenient Truth. Have I gone off course? Right…we were talking about the man who made maroon & gold look ultra-cool.
I watched it twice with Alan & Chris in the cinemas, so you know for hell sure it was awesome. The movie kinda felt like a gritty war movie in the beginning, as billionaire weapons manufacturer Tony Stark gets captured by the Ten Rings group (a hint at the Iron Man’s future ultimate nemesis, the Mandarin), which have in their possesion Stark Industries’ weapons. In captivity he meets his fellow prisoner & car battery specialist, Yinsen, who thanks to him, Tony now has to carry around a 12V car battery everywhere. Instead of bending to the Ten Rings leaders (bald gay-looking dude & fat dumb ass dude) orders to build the Jericho missile for them, he builds himself an impossibly mini nuclear reactor for his damaged heart (so he does not need to bring that car battery with him when he goes for one night stands…you know, it’s kind of a turn-off for the chicks). He then sets on to build the 1st version of Iron Man with whatever the dumb Ten Rings asses provide him with, making it an escape plan for him & Yinsen. However, during the escape, due to the slow program loading, Yinsen dies while Iron Man Beta Version 1.0 manages to escape in a short burst of flight from the camp. Basically after that, the movie went into comic book mode, where Tony Stark, in an act of redemption, builds a much improved & good-looking suit to kick some bad ass guys, flirts around with his assistant, Pepper Potts, & has a final showdown with his company partner, Obadiah Stane, who himself has built the Iron Monger.
So the story is pretty much simple & formulaic, so what the hell made it so good? For one, director Jon Favreau paid great attention to the detail & realism of the fully CGI’ed Iron Man suit, & it paid off. Stark’s genius & skills were on full display for us to gasp & ooooh at every step of the detailed rendering & design works on the suit, from scratch to the final upgraded version. It was exhilarating to watch Stark constructing his suit from scratch, & during those hilarious flight tests. Wasn’t his virtual design programme marvelous? There was even a rubbish bin for him to throw crap in virtually! What the fart! Favreau then gave us further delight during scenes like the suit undergoing a full-body check, & then came the first time Stark put on the maroon & gold suit, where every single part was carefully assembled & fitted on him by robotic arms. Although it looked remarkably similar to Transformers, it was completely slick. During flight, parts of the suit moved to achieve aerodynamic realism on screen, & the full suit was given slick mechanical sound & whirrings during movement. & did you notice Stark was wearing a diving suit before stepping into the titanium gold alloy suit? A nod to Favreau’s detailed effort, it was incredible.
The cast itself is solid, but hands-down Robert Downey Junior was perfectly cast as the larger than life Tony Stark. Downey gave the character the exact amount of arrogance, flamboyance, conflict & charm needed, from playboy billionaire weapons mogul to a man with a personal mission to save the world from the very weapons he created. His affinity for the character shines, even more when it bore some parallel resemblance to Downey’s own personal life. Downey looked so natural in Stark’s shoes, nailing all the comedic one-liners with spot-on timing. Speaking of that, the movie itself was filled with comedic elements that were perfectly timed, which helped keep the entertainment at the highest of levels. Oh boy how we all laughed during those suit flight tests, especially at 10% thrust! What about in the beginning, when escaping the cave in the 1st suit, a baddy tried to shoot at the armour head of Stark when his hand got stuck, & the bullet just bounced off & hit the baddy’s own head? Simply hilarious! Even the robotic arms, Butterfingers & Dummy, were lovable! While Downey was supremely Stark through & through, the rest of the cast, though massively talented & established, suffered in comparison. Gwyneth Paltrow, an Academy Award winner, did everything she could with Virginia “Pepper” Potts, the 2D perfect assistant to Stark, & was sweet & loyal, but that’s about it, aside from the fact that Paltrow really looked good on screen. She did however have some remarkably serious chemistry moments with Downey; the scene of her helping to replace the nuclear reactor in Stark’s body was a perfect example, as were their awkward sparkling conversations. Paul Bettany was the voice of JARVIS (Just A Rather Very Intelligent System), the A.I. “butler” & suit programmer for Stark, while director Favreau himself cameo’ed as Horgan, Stark’s driver.
Perhaps the most disappointing were Terence Howard & Jeff Bridges. Terence Howard looked pitiful all along, & his only memorable contribution was his glance at the prototype suit of Iron Man & then saying “next time, baby.”, a nod at his future becoming of the War Machine of course. Jeff Bridges sure looked like a bad-ass, but the scariest thing about him was his bushy beard & bald head, otherwise there just wasn’t enough development screen time in his character for us to truly feel the fear & urgency of him becoming the Iron Monger. The villain was simply not up to par with Iron Man, which gave us that feeble & predictable finale that did not match the rest of the movie. However, though there was certainly not enough action in the final showdown (& frankly I couldn’t see much of what was happening when Iron Man was squaring off with Iron Monger on the streets even after 2 viewings), Favreau did give us some truly adrenaline-pumping moments when Iron Man went on his first mission at Gurmila (did you see the way he landed in front of the fat dumb ass?), then got hit by a shot fired by a tank while in flight, taking out the tank in a true superhero backdrop scene, then went head to head with two F-22s. Though it might be a tad limited overall, this movie was more about how Stark became of Iron Man, & as most time & attention were given to the making of the hero, everything was justified. Oh, you might wanna stay after the credits to catch the conversation between Stark & Nick Fury, played by Samuel L. Jackson.
All in all, though not exactly perfect, Iron Man still lived up to all the hype & thrilled me to bits. The effects & the CGI of the armour were extravagant, marvelously realistic & exhilarating, but did not overshine the film’s emotional resonance & finer points, or the Audi R8…kidding. After disappointing comicbook superhero movies like Ghost Rider, Spidey 3 & Fantastic Four last year, I am absolutely euphoric (& relieved) that Iron Man has managed to live up to my expectations, & many across the world for sure. One can only hope The Dark Knight continues if not better the superhero momentum. Though contrasting in mood, as Bruce Wayne/Batman is darker & broodier compared to Stark’s flamboyant personality, Downey certainly has matched Bale in making their respective characters bigger than their suited hero persona. As a matter of fact, Iron Man’s success is reflective to that of Batman Begins due to 1 similarity; that both Favreau & Nolan decided to dwell & concentrate on the man behind the suit before anything, & both had a capable cast of pulling that off. Iron Man though has the upper hand when it comes to onscreen chemistry; Paltrow was a perfect match with Downey.
As for matching the absolutely jaw-dropping Audi R8 of Stark, Bruce Wayne might want to consider throwing away that new motorbike of his, & perhaps purchase the car that was inspired by the F-22 design: the Lamborghini Reventon.
At least Batman might be able to hook up with chicks easily in that screamer compared to the big-ass clunk of a Tumbler he has.
ahhh u beat me to that, still haven’t watched it due to extravagant, unbelievable, unimaginable and etc. intensive lectures for the past week, wonder how lecturers these days gain immortality ..
anyway wanna watch Narnia together?
watched it yesterday at midvalley the gardens’s GSC signature.. friggin’ expensive, RM20 per ticket, but its kinda worth i guess.. very comfy seats with nice view… and its all twin seater .. we should try them together next time, yahhh, that’s what i mean, YOU and ME.. (Lifehouse gives me good memories)… hehe
don’t misunderstand, i am not gay, never been, never will be… just doing u a favor.. since mrs.wong isn’t here right now, guess i’ll accompany u instead.. hehee
My favourite line of the movie: “It’s me~~!”
it’s my first movie here…
He actually gave his heart to the girl… 🙂
he never actually give it to her… he told her to dump it.. (i think so)
If you were to be the girl…you will actually take it as he is giving the heart to you… (that’s what i think lah..)
hmm….. i am pretty confident that u guys are wrong…. coz…. thats not a heart!!!!
metaphorically speaking, it’s a heart.. at least it acts like one, lolz..
i actually find that scene hilarious rather than romantic.. maybe i am just insensitive.. gals love those “I’ll plug the stars for u ; Take you to the moon ; I’ll give you my heart ; Without you I am incomplete” ; and the latest one, “Kuchi Kuchi Hotta Heh” (God knows what it means)
OF COZ its hillarious…wait, not really hillarious but its definitely not romantic!! .. who the heck will think its romantic (guys and even gals)…. come on joshua (even though i dunno who the heck are u), come back to your normal instincts..trust me …they are doin jus fine…
and i dun think gals would prefer lines like plugging stars, take you to moon etc..its jus lame!!! gals that support this pls leave a comment here. thank you
Judging from the line written by Pei Chie above,
“He actually gave his heart to the girl… :)”
I belief she took that as a romantic scene rather than a hilarious one…thats just my 2 cents anyway, i could be wrong.. maybe she could step up to clarify things here..
And ohhh, if you think gals don’t like lines like plugging stars, take you to moon etc.. then 1) they probably are not gals OR 2) you don’t understand gals as much… *no offence*
Seriously, i can simply pick a random gal on the street and she will probably tell me “NO WAY, i hate those lines… they are silly, disgusting, unromantic, make me wanna puke and etc etc. But at the end of the day, God knows, I know, most of us knows… THEY LIKE IT!
No matter how illogical or irrelevant it may seem, phrases like that probably serve as a some sort of insurance/guarantee that they are being loved or cared for..i don’t really know exactly, just guessing.. One thing i am almost certain of, they might not love sweet lies, but they don’t hate them either.. I suppose you can call that “a female weakness”
Thats how songs like “Sweet Lies” were inspired..
[Sweet Lies Lyrics]
Baby please…keep tellin sweet lies
No, don’t stop tellin’ me sweet sweet lies
For you know my heart’s gonna break
I guess that’s why they say that love is blind
So keep on tellin’ sweet lies
Stark/Downey & Pepper/Paltrow had hot chemistry & every single scene of them together was funny, awkwardly cute & fucking romantic. There, I’ve said it. Interpreting the “handing over the reactor to her” scene as “giving his heart to her”, seeing it from a different & fresh angle, is something perhaps only girls could notice as a loving act; women have the wonderful knack for noticing small acts that men are either too egoistic or “manly” to notice, understand or accept.
The scene of Pepper taking out the reactor from Stark’s chest, complete with all the fluid, might be deemed revolting for some, while others see it as 1 of the most loving scene between 2 people we all want to see being together in the end. Look at online reviews & threads, there are actually hundreds of postings & reviews on how bloody romantic every single scene between Stark & Pepper were, so I’m not alone in this.
To brush off so-called corny “stars & moon” lines, pompously branding them lame, shows an incredible amout of ignorance & lack of awareness of the other sex’s complexity & mystifying character, sad to say.
I believe it’s all about timing & the person involved. Take the 3 simple yet complex “I Love You” words. If you have just met a girl & had a crush & the next minute you march straight up to her & say those words aloud straight into her face, the girl might take it as the most horribly stupid & lamest ever act ever known to mankind. However, in a different situation, where a husband says “I love you” to his wife of 30 years, chances are the wife would see it as an incredibly loving & tender act from him. These situations, I admit, may see different results as well, but serve as only some of the many other situations that show how contrasting the level of lameness (or unlameness) the same lines are when used in different moments at different people. Of course, saying “I’ll plug the stars for you” to your chick after she discovered you just had an affair will earn you a high-heel kick in the nuts, but let’s save that for another time.
Women, especially the women of today, will be in constant denial of how these “cheesy” lines actually affect them, especially in the face of friends & peers, & jackasses in the form of men. But deep down, women know they have that slight longing to just be appreciated, & yes, these are the sort of lines that somehow could be seen as a form of assurance, unbelievable as it sounds. After all, look at Avril Lavigne. From her boy-bashing songs back then, I thought she would never allow a guy into her life, what more get married. Look at me, I never thought I would write a comment that sounds like this!
As you can see, I’m in romantic mood. In another situation, I might have had a slightly different opinion :).
well putted, beautifully said, clearly expressed..
I love it when u get all melodramatic about things.. hehe -a round of applause for da man- *claps claps*
Agree with Joshua…nice… ^_^
so does kev tell you those “star & moon” lines all the time? haha..
Everyone says it’s good. I so wanna watch this movie.
Btw, I found your blog through your fb profile (just in case you say I’m stalking you haha)
ruoh shyan.. where did i heard that name before?….. ohhh now i remember, the one lenny had a crush on during secondary.. haha..
Gawd only you can remember those kinda long lost memories…haha…welcome anyways, Shyan.
hey for the record.. thats classic u know.. his face went all red when we teased him back then..
Oh Joshua.. haha.. I agree with you kevin..
its only ‘long lost’ … doesn’t mean it never existed.. hehe..
ohh where’s my manners again.. hi there ruoh shyan, u still play chess? and just in case u don’t know.. i am not the joshua from your church.. ^^
for me is not a matter of what u say, but how u say~
“plugging stars” r way too much meaningful to me~
hehe =)…
you are the curly hair Joshua right? Haha
sorry for describing u that way. The only Joshua in my church is my cousin.
hm…we dont call it curly~ we call it maggie! yum yum!!!
bloody u fai…
nywayz, yah i am ‘that’ curly joshua.. lolz, ohhh ya ya he is your cousin…send my regards to your uncle.
still keeping in touch with lenny? hahaha *just joking*