Born Today
by KV
“Happy Birthday” by Weird Al Yankovic.
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There’s garbage in the water
There’s poison in the sky
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need it an excuse
It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking for a fight
There’s an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there’s misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!
(Happy Birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
Uh…okay, probably not the best song to dedicate to her eh? That would grant me a free membership to the M.U.B.U. Club (Most Unromantic Boyfriends/Bastards United) for sure. Or worse, she’ll kick my ass.
Anyway…
Happy birthday, dear. Thanks for the completeness.
Actually yours – KeV. Peace.
haha, i was searching for a way to wish her happy birthday..
But I guess this is a channel for us to communicate..Lolz..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEICHIE! 22 liao..hahahaha..
What a surprise indeed… 😀
Thank you…with love…
Ang Khian…thanks yea…no need to laugh so much gua…don’t you remember you are just one year younger only…hehe…
hey…not to forget to remind you…better prepare for you exam yea… 🙂
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (9 May 1986) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.”
Thank you…glad that i have the birthday wish from a new friend… 🙂
One year younger peichie..One year, and that’s 365 days for you!
22 only!! still young…kevin still older by 4 months….stay young at heart pei chie! happy birthday!
Don’t worry about getting old.. As long as u live longer…
Thanks yea…same to you…and everyone who read this…stay young at heart…life is great! Age is not a matter or to be worried about as Joshua said… 🙂
haha.. u are being very nice today… what’s the good news? lol